​brentalfloss - The Team Fortress 2 Song lyrics

Open Steam, pick your class
Saddle up to kick some ass!
Your multiplayer dreams come true
When you play Team Fortress 2

Well, the Heavy spins a minigun
The Scout can't do much else but run
Side with RED or side with BLU
When you play Team Fortress 2

Yee haw! Well, the Snipers and the Pyros
Might make you wanna ragequit
Make sure they ain't a Spy though
'Cause Spies are fucking bullshit!

The Engineer can build cool stuff
And Demoman can blow it up
A hell of a good time wait's for you
Right inside Team Fortress 2

Ooh-ee!

If the Soldier gets a decent shot
He'll knock you outta yo' pants
And the Heavy and the Medic
Share a legendary bromance

Oh, work together as a team
Download douchey hats on Steam
The doors are openin', that's your cue
Time to play Team Fortress 2!
And that's Team Fortress 2, wahoo!