Punky Brüster - EZ$$ lyrics

"This fake punk movement is
Crap but there's money
To be made so lets milk it!"

It took two minutes
To piece these three lame riffs together
But it's the same crap that's selling loads
So it may just make my life a little better
- Punk! Punk! Punk! (Get out of my way)
I ain't a metal guy no more!

Sitting in my room all day
I got nothing else to do
I've got so many bills to pay, so hey
I've got some punk rockin' to do!
- Punk! Punk! Punk!
(It's the word of the day)
- Punk! Punk! Punk! (Is AOK)
- We tried metal but it didn't work so
Let us in on the punk rock dough!

Give me some of that easy money!
Give me some of that cash!
Two chords later and a house is paid for
Let me in on that punk rock cash!

I used to be, a kid at university
But that won't pay for the punk
Life that was meant for me
There's money to be had
So you know that I'll be wearing plaid
This ain't going to be a punk rock monopoly!
- Punk! Punk! Punk!
(We've always been there)
- Gonna shave off all my feathered hair!-
Iron Maiden? Who the hell are they?
I've always listened to DOA!

"And in this space, of nearly
A few weeks, the band, with their new
Sound and style, were well on the
Way towards a fullfilment and satisfaction
That only raping the public for
A quick buck can bring

But as well as things were
Going for the band, their manager was having
Problems adapting to the new punk rock
Motif and at the record company
A production meeting was being held to
Start dealing with the said problems
Metal brothers, we're in the top
Fifteen with this punk crap
We're out for world domination nooooow!
-yes, but we must get rid of this voices
They are holding us back
Should we go on - higher?
Would that be more accessible? -YES
LIKE lIKE WHAT LIKE higher!
-let, let me try higher mY LORD
-Higher higher like this! THINK PUNK!
-I, I am punk! Yes, still higher
-I, I'm a punk guy! Yes
-I am! YES
-I am! Yes, but, but
I am not though! this is
Going against everything i've
Ever believed in! although i
Brought cryptic coroner
From the edge of virtual
Obscurity, and yes, yes, while the
Money is good, i refuuuse to see them sell
Aaall of their metal roots! -my lord
Do not resist this punk assimilation
UUH, UUH -i don't think you understand the
Direction we are heading
I i do not! explain it to me please!
-it is boot-licking punk rock"