Yuno Miles - My Barber Fucked Me Up lyrics

All I wanted was a haircut
Until my barber fucked me up
Nigga this is not a taper
You shaved the sides and the back off
You might as well just cut it all off
And can I please get my money back?
I asked for a taper, you shaved off the back
I'm just scared that my hair won't grow back

Why he fuck my head up like that?
It's been two weeks and it didn't grow back
This haircut is so bad I
Would've rather wore some Shaq's
Now every time I'm around my
Friends my head get smacked

Ahh! My barber really fucked me up for like-
I've been getting my head smacked
For the past 3 months
And my shit ain't grow back
So whatever the fuck he did he fucked my shit
Up for good cus' it's stuck like that
And it's crazy cus' that nigga blocked me
I can't even get in contact with him no more
And a nigga ain't give me my money back
So basically, I got robbed, beat
And I need to sue him

Why my haircut so fucking bad?
This haircut is so bad I
Deserve my money back
If my hair don't grow back
I'm comin' to whoop yo' ass
Don't go to any barber
Because everybody can't cut
It's a 995 percent chance the new
Barber will fuck you up
They don't care about yo' hair
They just want your money damn, he got me!

Damn a nigga fucked me up like
That nigga fucked my shit up!
Do you see that shit?
Oh my fuckin' gosh like
Like a fuckin' blind person could've
Did better than this shit
Like nigga I could've did this
At my fuckin house nigga
This shit is terrible bro
Like give me my fuckin' money back bro
Why the fuck did I sit in the chair?
Why I sit down?
Damn man, worst haircut I ever got bro
Damn man
This shit trash like why did I sit down?
Fuck!