Yuno Miles - Super Saiyan lyrics

I tried to be a super saiyan
But I turned out to be a Namekian
I tried to be Goku, but I’m just a Krillin
I put peanut butter on a spaceship that
Was going to Mars
I tried to play 2K online and
Got hit by a car
They kicked my out the rock band
Cuz I broke a guitar
Hanging out with Melman
Then Gloria from Madagascar
Tried to be a squirrel
But I’m just a hippopotamus
Then I tried to hang out with squids
But I’m a squidtologist
Put a whole bunch of balloons on my house
Now we flying away i don’t got no spaceship
My car could fly outer space
I thought I was a Tootsie Roll
But instead I’m just some Goldfish
I tried to rhyme potato with tomato
And came out with potatoato