Buck 65 - Works of Light lyrics

I don't even know if
It's really worth mentionin'
That anti-freeze without toxic is
Rather thirst quenchin'in
Anyway, the point is you have
To choose between school
And having kids that splash around in the
Shallow end of the gene pool
How did you manage to
Make the erection worthwhile
With cigars and the scars from
A see-section birth style?
The next thing you know, you're behind
And pretty soon your mom's
Taking photos of your date to
The shitty junior prom

Even though you feel
In your gastro-intestinals
That you'd rather hang with Yelson
Or Castro in festivals you try so hard
Get ahead but you can only fail
So you might as well start wearing
Your hair up in a ponytail
If you need to be told what to say
Get a teleprompter
And take some advice from a
Man up in a helicopter
Piss off the wrong person
You think you're defending
With promises made they may
Be just pretending