Chris Rock, Lil’ Kim - Monica Interview lyrics

Thanks for the interview Monica now Monica
Everyone seems to think they know
ALL there is to know
About Monica Lewinsky - but Monica
Could you tell us one thing
That people would be surprised
To know about you?

"I used to be scared of the dick
Now I throw lips to the shit
Handle it, like a real bitch"

Very interesting! Now Monica
There seems to be a lot of demands
On your time could you tell us
What a quiet evening with
Monica Lewinsky would be like?

"Got buffoons eatin my pussy
While I watch cartoons"

Hmm, sounds like fun!
Now Monica, who were your role models?

"Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore
Prince Diane and all them rich bitches"

Now in the transcript
You refer to the President as Butthead
Did the President have any nicknames for you?

"Poon-poon nanny nanny, punanni danni"

Ahh, cute! Now Monica
You and the President had a lot of phone sex
What was the one thing that you
Would say to the President
That would make him acheive orgasm?

"Before you nut
I'mma dribble down your buttcheek
Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little"

Now Vernon Jordan helped you get a job
What's the first thing you said
When you met Vernon Jordan?

"It's on nigga what? Pussy greased up
Stack the G's up, keeps the knees up"

So are you saying you had an
Affair with Vernon Jordan too?

"I made my intro, gettin fucked in the Pinto"

Monica you appear to be
Having sex with everybody
How do the interns treat you?
"They be suckin blackberry molasses
Out my asses"

Now now that we're on it
How come you never had sex with Al Gore?

"I got no patience for little dick tastin"

What about Ken Starr?

"He be lookin fruity
But you still can eat the booty"

Now Monica, do you have any regrets
About your relationship with the President?

"Somethin I wanted, but I never was pushy
The motherfucker never ate my pussy"

Hey, here's the President right now
Bill Clinton! Now Mr president, before we go
Is there anything you'd like to
Say to Monica Lewinsky?

"Bitch shut the fuck up!
Get the fuck out of here!"