Grind Time Now, Dizaster , Locksmith - Locksmith vs Dizaster lyrics

Now see I got this gal of mine
Born and raised in Palestine
And she said your style of rhyme
Is like a fucking phallic sign
All you do is shout and whine
Then you shaved your facial hair to
Look less Arab and more like
A fag that does gay ads
In mags for Calvin Klein
He's like a child of mine so
Contemplate the attack of criticism
And you do is kick wack
Shit but spit it rapid
To compensate for your lack of lyricism
And what's even worse about your shadiness
You take premeditated pauses to make it seem
Like what you say is spontaneous
"Ayo, ayo, filler line, filler line"
Who the fuck you think you fooling?
We all know you killing time
And no disrespect Lush-y but Salman
Rushdie can't touch me i'm so ill trust me
I took this nigga to Chicken
And Waffle and he tried
To order some spinach falafel and
A goat milk slushie
"Oh motherfuck me!" That's what you
Thinking as you sinking
You so ashamed of your race you be telling
White bitches that you half Puerto Rican
What the fuck is you thinking?
My flow is so meticulous
How could you ever doubt me Cousin Balki?
Don't be ridiculous!

Goddamn, I gotta wipe the spit off my face
Camel alright check it out
What are you half Persian half
Black? Check it out Lock-med

Ayo, you can use a knife to
Cut this the thickness of
The air's density to measure this
Room's level of intensity
They say, "Diz' who's more Arabic
You or Lock?" I said
"Who gives a fuck? Just let it be"
‘Cause just for accepting this
Battle you're clearly more
Of a suicide bomber than I'll ever be
Ayo check it out
Fuck the Loch Ness that's just a forgotten
Myth that's lost in the sea
You don't wanna argue with D
Bitch I grew up doing home
Invasions so getting by
A Lock was never a problem for me
Plus I'm a cocky MC that
Will unlock your mother's
Twat and use my cock as a key
Homie, your shit been fucking with me
So homie I'ma let you know
He wanted to treat us all on Grind Time like
We down here and he's on his own pedestal
When all you done is promos like a
Homo so technically you're a promo-sexual
Listen Lock
With that 16 you kicked at Battle Of The
Bay 3 you need to fall back
Cause people were screaming like
It was all that but the hardest part of your
Verse was when you described
In detail what you're gonna do
To another man's ballsack
Ayo listen, you ain't a legend
Your whole life you've been getting
Served and murdered son
You wanna start the concept of
The New Bay cause
This faggot is not accepted
In the current one
Y'all should've sent me to MTV I
Would've never embarrassed The Bay fam'
Unlike this idiot trying to say
He got jerked in
Front of the building like a lame fan
Talking about "Someone pass me an umbrella
I think it's gonna rain man!"

You're a homo and my rap style is ugly
All my battles is promo cause none of
These motherfuckers is worthy to judge me
I would stone this fucker
This clone's a buster
Looking like Gaddafi fucked his own homeless
Mother minus the Trojan rubber
And gave birth to a Lebanese version of
A turban toting coked up trucker
I own this fucker
Another not so hot ho from
Morocco with my flow you gots to stop bro
It's like Farrakhan vers' a Jew from Lebanon
And my flow is the Gestapo
Tell him it's not so
I gotta battle this damn fool
And act this damn cruel
Every time I call Sprint I gotta talk
To one of your cousins in Istanbul
See this man's crew just a bunch of fags
That wanna mate and date with each other
Plus your eyebrows look like two caterpillars
Running away from each other
I'm raping this fucker
Got your head up your whore's bush
Your metaphors need more push
The only good thing you ever did was
Throw your shoe at George Bush
Cause you just an abused genie
I be stroking your wife while you be
Smoking your opium pipe choking from spite
Playing The Freaks Come Out
At Night by Whoudini i put a price on your
Head like a foreign bounty
So you and your boring townies can go
The fuck back to Orange County

Ayo listen Lock you shouldn't even bother
He dissed Istanbul and Palestine
Good job dawg you dissed your own father
Check it out see
Your attempts to discredit me
Would have hurt me
If they weren't coming from
A faggot ass straight
A student who graduated from UC Berkeley
See that's why your gangsta cover
Up act don't pay
Here we were thinking Lock was on the
Block letting the straps all spray
When really this faggot was in class all day
Ayo fuck your pre-structured pathetic bars
You can never be a Fresh
Coast leader or ghetto star
Not when you're the number one high school
Speaker for the Don't Smoke Weed seminars
Too bad you can't buy street credibility
With E-A Ski's credit card
Oh my God I think I just
Murdered you with eleven bars
See growing up him and Left were BFFs
They were both so intertwined
And like the other low life piece of shit
You ditched him and went solo to shine
So how the fuck are we gon'
Respect your group as The
Frontline when you clearly left one
Of your soldiers behind?
See I spit those hurricanes
Massacres and twisters
I'm a disaster on the Richter
You don't wanna battle with me mister
I feel like I'm battling
The last existing picture
Of a younger teenage faggot Little Richard
But, you're in debt to E-A Ski
Don't lie you know it's true
You're like the vowels of the alphabet cause
Every time you see him you're like
"E-A I O U"

Somebody's been Googling me but it's all good
I'm sure you got a whole lot of computers
Check it out
Can y'all bear with me for a second? I say
Dizaster, Dizaster, oh bitch ass Dizaster
You're a man of many flows but
Of none you are master
You say that you a Muslim but
To me you are a Kafir
Cause you walk on hot coals
And you pray to Zoroaster
I knew you was a bastard when
You appeared in my scope
And I can tell you was a bitch
I heard the fear in your throat
I said "As-salamu alaykum" but it
Was weird when you spoke
Cause he was like, "liekamum laiskaum makum"
Look nigga I didn't know if you
Was talking or clearing your throat
This queer is a joke
Get fucking slumped and red
When you wake up you gon' feel
Like you got a fucking Pumpkinhead
Now you Dumbfoundead ‘cause the best IB
After this FLO you'll feel
So Okwerd you'll need
Me to Drect you to the Ex-I T
Yes I see, you get murdered in moderation
And fuck the nonsense let's get
Back to the conversation he said, "Lock
How about you and I fly to Dubai?"
My reply was, "Dude, why?"
He said, "Cause all the dudes bi"
I said, "Fuck you dude bye"
Look at this dude's eyes
He knew that I would have to win
Cause those dark circles look like he
Was in a scuba diving accident

See Locksmith always black balls himself like
He's on some hot shit
This ain't Hov, this ain't Young Jeezy
This ain't Lil' Weezythis is Locksmith
Ayo c'mon dawg, ayo listen, fuck the bullshit
Yo, just to get comfortable playing
EA sports you gotta-
Check it out I fucked the fuck UP
Man, god damn