Man on the Internet - Your Best Friend lyrics

Hi! My name's Flowey!
I'm your new best friend
Welcome Underground! Looks like you're new
Well, lucky for you, kid
I can show you around!

Lots to do, so much to see spread the LOVE
Be friends with me!
Friends are made with love!
Love's spread through pellets
Here, I've got a few!
Catch them, why don't ya?
Catch all that you can! Run into them
You fool

Feeling woozy? Good! You're dumb!
You fell down now I'll have fun!

Down here, there's one rule!
Kill or you'll BE KILLED
A lesson you'll soon learn

Levels Of Violence that's my kind of love
Spread when I slash and burn

Take heart, kid you met your end
Falling to your true best friend

I will not bow down i will not suffer
I will not ever cry!

This is the end of your very short path
Toodle oo, kiddo dIE!