Mausberg - Pimpallstics lyrics

Now if it ain't the P-funk
Dog it just ain't me
I'm used to ridin' in the vroom
With a bride and bumpin' Biggie
Poppin' my collar, top notch, big dollar
Sharp as a tack, my gators about to attack
It's the return of the big and spiffy
California, shiny white walls on
Them gold Daytonas bitches flaggin' me down
Because I'm lookin' all good and stuff
But, I didn't stop cause baby
Wasn't lookin' good enough
I'm on some other shit, Cubans in paradise
Nuttin' but dime bitches and niggas
Havin' they own cheese
And we gon' party in the player's ball
And don't forget to bring yo' baddest bitch
Cause pimpin's involved

Celebratin' for my playa-playas
(that's for you)


Coast to coast, propose a toast
A little something for my pimpallstics
(and that's for you)
East or West, we doin' the best
A celebration for my playa-playas
(and that's for you)
Coast to coast, propose a toast
A little something for my pimpallstics
(and that's for you)
East or West, we doin' the best

Now baby you got life and bullshit twisted
I ain't that type, nigga
Bomb bitches, platinum and gold
Trick 'em out riches
I'm a pimp and playa for life
Bloody crap shooter
I studied niggas like Chubb
Rock, Turkey Wayne, and Gooba
Ain't nuthin' fake about it
Only guns bust bullets
I'm from the set, if ya got it
Better do more than pull it
Sprung on a pussy nigga, better call quit's
Went from pimpin' the bitch to
Dressin' like twins and shit
I'm the playa, the big baller, shot caller
Other niggas breakin' you off
Then why bother?
Never jumpin' outta character
Especially for a bitch that's
Too cute to pute baby, you can get the boot

Y'all ain't ready for Maussy to
Get flossy on the credit's
I take a point from a bitch
But gettin' big headed
If you ain't comin' with half or better
I'm going solo
And you fucking the Berg is a no go
Celebrity dick is far from free
And I don't think it's a bitch
Costin' me and hard for me
I'm on some top notch pimpallstic shit
I'll make ya break ya self
Fo' a piece of this dick
Gotta get the chips
I can make my own self nut
I jack off then blast off in a plastic cup
So back up, this dick is VIP
And have price for the bitches
Just to talk to me

A celebration for my playa-playas
Coast to coast, propose a toast
A little something for my pimpallstics
East or West, we doin' our best

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