Milkman - Muddy Roads lyrics

King was Henry, big ol' thicc boi
Economy was doing nice people had lots of joy
Royal navy did the nae nae on the world
You guys yeeted like every other
Country the English empire unfurled

Muddy roads, take me home
To the city, of London
Elizabethan era, kinda sucked then
But y’all don't care, y'all had fake hair

Streets were dirty, sewage problems
All your citizens kinda looked like goblins
Aristocracy was the ruling class
If it wasn’t for explorers
Your country would collapse

Muddy roads, take me home
To the city, of London
Elizabethan era, kinda sucked then
But y'all don't care, y'all had fake hair

I hear the rooster crow
It's morning in the British isles
The dung filled streets remind me
Of Anne Boleyn's trial
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have cleaned
This crap up yesterday, yESTERDAYYYYY

Muddy roads, take me home
To the city, of London
Elizabethan era, kinda sucked then
But y'all don't care, y’all had fake hair