Philip Labes - Bachelor’s Degree lyrics

For all my best friends
Talking about you is boring
I know productive conversation's unlikely
Like who broke who's heart, who was wrong
Who was ignoring
A broken record scratching a good
Spot on the psyche
Sometimes I want things to happen
Even if they're bad things
Then at least something would be
Happening with you and me
Give me a big fight
Give me a misunderstanding
I speak every kind of heartbreak fluently

At this point I've got ten thousand hours
I don't think there's more I can do
I could get a bachelor's degree
In getting over you
At this point I'm so great at forgetting
I'm the expert on what you do
But I think I'm finally ready
To be bad at someone new bad at someone new

I'll teach a course to
All your future ex-lovers
Here are the missteps I made, everyone
Don't sleep together
Don't be friends if you're not friends
Kinda fucked up, and it was also kinda fun
See, I've got the mantras
All of the self-affirmations
I've got the "10 Easy Ways"
And the "Build Your Foundations"
I've got the lo-fi heartbreak radio stations
Clearly I'm better, all better
Congratulations

At this point I've got ten thousand hours
I don't think there's more I can do
I could get a bachelor's degree
In getting over you
At this point I'm so great at forgetting
I'm the expert on what you do
But I think I'm finally ready
To be bad at someone new bad at someone new

I'm what you went through just to get to
The perfect person that'll get you
I'm your step stool, I'm your jet fuel
Four years down the drain
Like the glass of champagne at the interview
She asks me where I went to school
I went to college, then went to you

At this point I've got ten thousand hours
I don't think there's more I can do
I could get a bachelor's degree
In getting over you
At this point I'm so great at forgetting
I'm the expert on what you do
But I think I'm finally ready
To be bad at someone new bad at someone new
At this point I've got ten thousand hours
(At this point I've got ten thousand hours)
I don't think there's more I could do
(I don't think there's more I could do)
I can get a bachelor's degree
(I can get a bachelor's degree)
In getting over you (In getting over you)
At this point I'm so great at forgetting
(At this point I'm so great at forgetting)
I'm the expert on what you do
(I'm the expert on what you do)
But I think I'm finally ready
(But I think I'm finally ready)
To be bad at someone new
(To be bad at someone new)
Bad at someone new someone new