Philip Labes - Jeff Found a Genie lyrics

Jeff found a genie in a bottle
Who said, "I can give you anything you ask"
"You can have your wishes three
And a million more for free
It's unlimited, just set me to the task"

Well, Jeff thought a while
Said, "I want houses
"I want boats, I want fancy modern art
I want tickets to the Met
I want my own private jet
And a rocket into space just for a start"

Well, the genie waved her arms
And made it happen
His every wish bolted from the blue
And folks all over town grew enamored
Gatherеd 'round
To admire the man whose wishеs had come true

They said, "Let's hear it for the
Man who has everything
By good fortune he was set so far apart"
"Yeah, let's hear it for
Jeff who has everything
'Cause his wishes are only at the start"

Well, Jeff heard their shouts
And he grew worried
He said, "Everybody's getting in my way"
The genie smiled as before
You've got a million wishes more
You can even give a bunch of them away

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet
'Til he finally said
"I have just one wish more"
"I am satisfied
So I wish that you would die
So you cannot grant wishes anymore"

Well, the genie's eyes got big
And sad and shiny 'Til she finally said
"Your wish is my command"
And with an effervescent sigh
She disappeared before his eyes
And no wishes were ever granted there again

They said, "Let's hear it for the
Man who has everything
By good fortune he was set so far apart"
"Yeah, let's hear it for
Jeff who has everything
'Cause his wishes are only at the start"

So, let's hear it for the
Man who has everything
By good fortune he has set so far apart
Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff
Who's got everything
Every single fucking thing except a heart