Potter Puppet Pals - The Apparate! Suite lyrics

My name's Harry Potter and
I'm really great now
I don't have to walk 'cause
I can apparate now
I'm a good learner and I learn real good
Ever since I learned how to
Apparate I feel good

I feel on top of the world! Metaphorically!
Though I could go there if I wanted to
But, I don't, so just leave it alone, okay?
Huh! Now you see me
Now you don't go on, order me to sit still
'Cause, I won't sit still
I'm a smooth apparater
Check my magic, don't be a hater

Ungh! Yeah, yeah!
Huh, yeah! Huh, check it out!

Harry Potter in France sacré bleu!
Harry Potter in Japan so kawaii!
Something on the top shelf who can reach?
Harry Potter probably can i'm your guy!

Harry Potter on a farm yeah, why not?
Harry Potter in space feeling great
'Cause there ain't no place
Harry Potter can't grace
When I a-a-a-a-a-a-a-apparate

To the left! Harry Potter
To the right! Harry Potter
Outta sight!
Make you wanna apparate all night!

Uh! To the left!
Harry Potter to the right!
Harry Potter outta sight!
Make you wanna apparate all night! Yes!

Two, three, four
But, I can never apparate away from my fate
And I can never escape the
Day I'll face the hater
Who scarred my face and laid
My family to waste voldemort is his name
And I'm gonna have it erased

All right! Yeah!
Huh! Harry Potter!
Huh! V!
I was a baby when we last met, now I'm a man
And I can do magic way better than you can
I'm a superstar, maybe you've heard of me?
Oh right, I killed you once
That didn't even occur to me huh!

But, I'm not that baby, son
No, it's not 1981
I'm Harry Potter, big and swole
So Voldemort, you know your role

And shut your mouth and keep it closed
Or I'll punch you in your nostril holes
'Cause there ain't no Horcrux I can't reach
And there ain't no Dark Lord in the future
Naw

Give it up for Harry Potter (What's that?)
Give it up for Harry Potter (Who?)
Everyone knows Harry Potter (Oh yeah?)
If you don't you probably oughta (Damn right)
Read a book about Harry Potter (Read a book)
Don't mess with Harry Potter (Don't mess)
Everyone loves Harry Potter (yeah)
He's a real good lyrics writer

What do I want to be when I grow up?
I'm Harry Potter, damn it, I should know
When all is said, I kinda peaked at 17
But really, where else can I go?

Spoiler alert:
When Voldemort is dead, thanks to me
Dumbledore is dead, thanks to Snape
(Snape) Snape's dead, thanks to Voldemort
Yeah and Dobby the elf's in
A tiny little grave
And even Hedwig wasn't saved
How can I just be Harry when
I freaking feel like Typhoid Mary?

I know some charms and incantations
But, I don't know how the hell I haven't died
I have sick thoughts that
I'm ashamed to mention
Like, I kinda wish I stayed on Privet Drive

But, I won't go back home
I'll tell you where I'll be
I'm going to the only place where
I can just be me

Yeah, there's just one place you'll find me
At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando
At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando

Gonna buy me a ticket gonna go on a ride
This place really gets who I am on the inside
Everywhere I look I see my own life
Only cleansed of tragedy and void of strife

And it's beautiful here in the Florida sun
The butterbeer is second to none
And the Dragon Challenge really blows my mind
Who needs a broomstick? THIS is flying

At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando
Yeah! At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando

Forbidden Journey, awesome!
Zonko's Joke Shop, amazing!
Flight of the Hippogriff, not bad!
I'll never go back to England again
I don't need school and I don't need friends

At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando
Yes! Uh!

At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando
(Orlando) Yes! Huh! yeah!

At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando
(Orlando) Ah! yeah!

At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando
(Orlando)

At the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter in Universal Studios, orlando