Professor Green - Stereotypical Man lyrics

So Im supposed to leave you alone yeah, after
The way youve been treatin me today, just
Checkin out other women, I saw you on road
Today lookin at that womans arse like
Im sorry what is that
I was not checkin out her arse yes you was
She walked past and you looked around like
Yeah look at her, what
Is that about nah I thought
She had a nice pair
Of jeans on same as you I don't think so
Sorry your such a stereo typical man
Im nice for the first two weeks just
To get you into me and
When youre in too deep and your
Too weak the true me
Comes out and youll be too week
To run out cos by now
Your too into me, so although
Ill be goin out late, youll be at
Home, you won't be goin out to raves
Checkin my phone which you can't do
But of course Ill be goin
Through yours whenever youre in
The bathroom some women say were all
The same were all as lame
As one another and ought to change
Shame this is probably true
Im a stereotypical man thats a
Reason not an excuse

Stereotypical man
Ill act like I don't need you till
You leave and then get
You back, Stereotypical man
Typical ill love you and
Leave you with the bill for
The cab, stereo typical man, till
My breathings done Ill be readin
Page 3 of the sun
Stereo typical man I don't think that youre
Any other Im just a stereotypical man
If you don't know you ought to know
That Im male therefore I own the
Remote control, I speak truthfully
I don't perve
At women, no, I appreciate boobies
I mean beauty it
Was a slip of the tongue, were all grown
Men even though we live with our mums
Something else about how we live, women all
We do is eat sleep and shit
This penis means that I don't clean up and
I always leave the toilet seat up
I dirty big bollocks the dogs nackers are
Completely stereotypical of what a man is

Stereotypical man
Ill act like I don't need you till
You leave and then get
You back, Stereotypical man
Typical ill love you and
Leave you with the bill for
The cab, stereo typical man, till
My breathings done Ill be readin
Page 3 of the sun
Stereo typical man I don't think that youre
Any other Im just a stereotypical man
Stereotypical I am, it's given but
What about stereotypical women
Im not bitter it's not that I am mad I guess
I might get hit with a few handbags but
Think logically they always expect us to pay
But campaign for equality, it's logic
Obviously
If they didn't leave the toilet seat
Down we would pee on it, be
Honest, women are all the same all
You do is play games youre
All the insane, the rage, crazy
And change minute to minute
Depending on the day what can I say
Period you cry at soppy films always
Need tissues and hate on
Other decent chicks, what have women without
Issues and unicorns got in common
Theyre both myths neither exist
Stereotypical man
Ill act like I don't need you till
You leave and then get
You back, Stereotypical man
Typical ill love you and
Leave you with the bill for
The cab, stereo typical man, till
My breathings done Ill be readin
Page 3 of the sun
Stereo typical man I don't think that youre
Any other Im just a stereotypical man