Quadeca - T-WAYNE NASTY FREESTYLE PARODY lyrics

Yeah 30 you a fool for this one
We 'bout to spread the truth to
Everyone in the FIFA community
Ooh! It-It's kinda cool, there's an echo
Like-
"I'm king of the world!" Th That's cool

First let me hop outta bed in the morning
I don't want it if the Team
Of the Season's ain't in stores, and
I've gotten every one of them
From Santi to Cazorla
And I got so many coins
I could pay off my mortgage
I'll max out my mom's credit card
I hope she don't find me
If she does, I'm stealin' grandma's savings
She's like ninety
And I'll invest a couple grand on
A fеature on a game
That expirеs every year, and next year
I'll do the same
I'll just spend more and more
Even if I'm sorta bored
I'll open up the store and pour
All my money for informs and more oranges
Reds and blues it's a fucking rainbow
But they do absolutely nothing
Like a fucking potato next year
We'll get women to get heads
On all your balls (Oh)

Oh, um shit okay
You know
I didn't actually realize that when I
Real- until I said it uh this is awkward

Next year, we'll get women
An addition- good enough
New technology, equality
It's probably a plus but price caps-

No, no, no- I'm-I'm serious
Have you ever heard anyone say, you know-
"Price caps? What a great
Addition to Ultimate Team"

No, you haven't
It is probably the worst thing
That EA have ever added
And I'm mad at the fact that
Coin buying is the greatest
EA said we couldn't do it
But whatever! I'm still playing
I've made ten times more than I
Ever could with FIFA Points coin buying
Or a scam? I don't even need the choice
I need a voice, I need some coins, EA
Your game's been destroyed
It's so damn frustrating
I've never been this annoyed
It's easier to sell an audiobook
To a deaf person than to sell Pelé on the
Market? Seriously? My head's hurtin'
I'm left searchin' for players who
Happen to be extinct
Bolasie is like 10K! EA just doesn't think
And, damn, it's so bullshit this game is
Such a piece of crap we're slaves to a
Corporation, crying, grinding
While EA laugh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha