Quadeca - YouTube Beef Diss Track lyrics

Isaac made this one

Yeah, I said fuck these diss records
All this hype actin' like Vine
'cause it's lastin' for six seconds
Snap- it'll get cancelled
Get back to your dead channel
Seen your vids up in my sub box
They actually get trampled
Distressed damsel, this shit's like a zombie
For example revivin' a dead trend? I'm about
To leave it's head scrambled
Damn, cut the diss tracks, they so wack
Your ghostwriter been wantin' 'em back
You don't know how to rap, in a video
Throwin' them stacks
Tryna get you all over thе map
But they lyrically, tonally, vocally trash
And now
All of this shit has been holdin' me back
So much, in fact
I'm exposin' thе holes in these acts
Sneakin' onto my phone, like an app
That I didn't download, didn't pay for
KSI's album that I didn't wait for
I pulled up my Spotify, checked the stats
And I have songs that have been played more
YouTube rappin', man, I came before
Five years ago, this a basic chore
And all of these YouTubers
Circle jerk they own shit songs
Like some crazy porn
I spit these bars and I'm takin' form
Cold weather, but I'm stayin' warm
When I spit this shit, I got everyone
Sayin' "Jesus Christ" like I'm Jason Bourne

Okay, wait, so the whole point of this
Is to say how stupid the
YouTube beef diss tracks are, right?
Yes and so
You're making your own YouTube
Beef diss track completely unprovoked
Just so you can join the trend?
Yep, that i- that is correct
Okay, and- and aren't you doing
A diss track with JMX about, like
Some random-ass girl that you don't even know
Okay, can you just stop talking
And let me continue with
My goddamn diss track, please?
Okay, fine gees

Camera's out, so you better say "Cheese"
Quadeca on the track
So I'll get a great beat
All of this shit is like
Cows performin' a play
'Cause you know this some staged beef
Bezhinga, KSI, just milk your own tit's
Instead of this beef that I just don't get
All these bars are trash
You think they're so fire
The only thing that you should
'fire' is your ghostwriter
And I'ma let Harry slide, 'cause
Bear in mind i expected him to be very shy
But he's a scary guy
Said some shit, he should be prepared to die
Went after a mom and kids
And a girl that wanted to be anonymous
He bodied it i can't tell if it's positive
But it's obvious
The confidence to actually drop that shit
So, I respect that
But somethin' about it is a red flag
Look at everyone's Socialblades
Man, I don't see a single red stat
So, I guess every diss track
Just helps the other person
This some shitty content
I am done with workin'
I made this in fifteen minutes
Need to come to terms with
How everyday the quality just
Seems to fuckin' worsen
So if you wanna diss me, you better be ready
Already know that I'm winnin'
Let me get the confetti incredibly petty
I'm the best in this dissin' game
So tryna come at me
Man? You made a big mistake

Yeah this is fuckin' garbage, but I mean
It's better than what-
-Better than what everyone else
Is puttin' out so-
-Just had to do it, you know?