Quadeca - The Auction lyrics

I know "Thrift Shop" parodies have
Been done a lot
In- but I wrote these lyrics anyways
And I hit a million views on YouTube
So I might as well do it yeah

I'm gonna buy some packs
Only got twenty dollars worth of FIFA points
But I get nothing, lookin' for a player
So I buy 'em from the auction

Search into the club
Like "What up? I got inform Şahin"
I'm just pumped to buy some
Shit from the auction
Packs on my coins, it's so damn pricey
People like, "Damn, man, that tax is feisty!"
Rollin' in FUT, best mode in FIFA
Workin' out this parody better
Than Wiz Khalifa
Damn, I need some coins now, EA
Will you marry me?
Fitness, 'cause now I've got an injury f!
Who cares? It's only two hundred coins
But I'm quick-sellin' 'em
Tellin' 'em that I'm 'bout
To buy your Welliton's
So fly, like a pelican, team, yeah, I'm
But Walcott, Reus and Lennon, and
Teams are filled venom, and
Don't take long shots if you
Don't have the right momentum, bitch
I'mma take your cards now
I'mma take your cards now
No, for real, ask someone
"Can I duplicate your cards?"
I got Messi in a Team of the Year PK
But you're better off with Davor
Luis and Emenike
I got a smashed keyboard raged
And smashed my keyboard
Disconnected in the finals
Right before I won my reward
Hello, hello, Felipe Melo
Gettin' gold while I discard
The troll Marcelo
Caution: YouTube's the only option
EA's awesome concoction
You'll get locked in once you
Get locked in the auction

Yeah you most get lost in the auction
'cause there's like a lot of players there
It can be confusing, like, a little bit, yeah

I'm gonna buy some packs
Only got twenty dollars worth of FIFA points
But I get nothing, lookin' for a player
So I buy 'em from the auction

Hmm hahaha-