Richard Cheese - Y-O-D-A lyrics

And now, with your permission
Ladies and gentlemen
And whatever genders are
Represented here tonight
Let's pay musical tribute to the
Jedist Jedi of them all

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant, carbonated soda s-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name
And in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A Yoda yo yo yo yo-Yoda
Do Bobby! yeah!

Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet
But he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda

Isn't that marvelous? That is a wonderful
Standard written by Jedi Master
"Weird Al" Yankovic, and I have
A surprise for you
He is sitting right over there!

Hey, Al! Is that are you sitting with
Captain Phasma? Wow, she's so shiny! Al
I hope you have plenty of Turtle Wax
Chrome polish back in the hotel, thank you
Okay, who brought the wampa?