Stereolab - With Friends Like These lyrics

L: All this violence is puzzling
Maybe the law should intervene
M: All this violence is threatening
Hate is in need of censoring

L+M: Ban hate and violence
For our convenience

L: Don't we all know the dangers
Of two conflicting viewpoints?
M: An active troublemaker
Banning the flame of dissent
L+M: So much aggravation!
L: To all haters: We'll create
Some laws to stop you
M: You're the danger you
Really shouldn't be allowed to
L: They piss on morality!
M: They detest humanity!
L: Those savages should be banned!
M: They're so deeply offensive!
L+M: Somebody shut them up!

(Throughout the following section Mary
(I think) sings
Something like: "once you catch
Them, kill them, kill
Them")

L: War can't help it
They'll still be full of hate and shit
M: But it's handy
We'll blame it on human nature

L: We'll censor the hell out of you
M: We'll coerce evil out of you
L: We'll cut you're tongue if we have to
M: You're the baddies and we hate you