The Gregory Brothers - Texting. Rhyming. Pat Buchanan Fail. lyrics

Let's get it right let's get it right
Shawty on the mic

The fact is that right
Now if you are black or Hispanic
You have a much greater chance
Of being arrested
Are you sayin' we got thugs in the fuzz?
Particularly when it comes to
The war on drugs real talk
We got caught together smokin' lettuce leaves
Lettuce leaves they put me in the slammer
They gave me a college degree! WTF?
In biology
He don't know a tiger from a giraffe
It is painful, it is shameful
Disdainful! I'm on parole
I'm keepin' my glass of champagne full
Top of the world brick on my ankle

If you are stopped by the police
Putcha head down and just wait wait!
Wait wait! Wait wait!
Don't say nothin' shh wait wait!
Wait wait!
Putcha head down do the dance now!
Putcha head down and just
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Putcha head down, wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
This is happening all the time
It's really stunning

This has been a country built by white folks
100% of the people who wrote the Constitution
100% of the people who signed
The Declaration of Independence
White folks, Whi-i-i-ite folks!
I look at the track team
And they're all black folks
I think maybe those are the
Fastest guys we got
Fastest guys in the country
Fastest in the world
Black folks, Bla-a-a-ack folks!

WTF? I think I'm having a stroke
Suffering a white guy overload
Doctor, doctor
Can a Shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe?
Oh

It's not always just black and white
Black and white we're fighting right now for
A young white male
Who we felt the police abused by
Sticking something in his rectum
Why they gotta disrespect him?
Can we please, move on now, Reverend?
Sticking something in his rectum

Trouble, we got trouble right
Here in Capitol City
With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B
That stands for broke! We broke!
Right here in Capitol City, right here
We gotta figure out
A way to help the Americans
Who are about to choke! No joke!
Oh, yes we've got trouble trouble, trouble
Triple trouble trouble, trouble
Big time trouble t! Rhymes with -
P! Rhymes with - c! Rhymes with -
G! I'm angry!
Rhymes with D and it stands for Democrat

Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous
Treacherous! Perilous!
People who were text messaging were 20 times
More likely to have an accident
Than those who were
Talking on phones instead of typing
Just say no
But, I'm a sucker for peer pressure
My thumbs can't stop!
Get a designated texter ow!
People on the road can turn an
LOL into a great big OMG
People on the road can turn an
LOL into a great big OMG
People on the road can turn an
LOL into a great big OMG