The Gregory Brothers, Charlie Sheen - Winning lyrics

Ah, yeah
I I I I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
It's not available
If you try it once you will die
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep
Over your exploded body
Over your exploded body

You love to party? What's not to love?
The run I was on made
Jagger and Richards look like
Droopy eyed armless children
That's how I party that's how I party
I was bangin' 7 gram rocks
That's how I roll - winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere
Where

Absolute victory (Everywhere, where, where)
I'm on a quest (We're gonna win everywhere)
Right every single wrong (Right every wrong)

I'm a total frickin' rock star
From Mars - winning
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
You borrow my brain and be like "Dude
Can't handle it"
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere

I've got a list, help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless
Chicken nuggets - winning!
Bubblegum - winning!
Pretending to text to avoid
Someone - epic winning!
Slow dancing - winning!
Slow pantsing - winning!
Breakin' the rules of the
Geneva Convention - weak
Adonis blood - winning!
Violent love - winning!
Givin' needy women caresses and
Hugs - epic winning! Childbirth - winning!
Colin Firth - winning! Tinky Winky's purse
Duh winning! winning!
I I I I I was bangin' 7 gram rocks
That's how I roll - winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win everywhere

I'm a total frickin' rock star
From Mars - winning
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
You borrow my brain and be like "Dude
Can't handle it"
Win here, win there, win win everywhere
Where