The Gregory Brothers - The History of YouTube lyrics

Could this be what I think it is? Yes it is
Holy moly! But before you click
Think real hard before you do that
If you don't slow down
You could get whiplash
What'd you say? I was watching cute cats
And have you seen the one
With the little girl's rap?
Wait! Hold up! Don't go too fast
Once you dive in, you can never turn back

Life will never be the same
Now that I've seen "Chocolate Rain"
And I never knew a goat
Could scream right back
Oh, the simple pleasures of a Pop Tart cat

Oh, YouTube i could stay up late
Watching "Trololol" for ten hours straight
That's a good one oh, YouTube
Refreshing PewDiePie's page
'Til we die of old age

First you get sucked in by a dubstep dance
Then there's people on the
Subway wearing no pants
You might start small with a laughing baby
Then you end up singing with "Call Me Maybe"
I just learned trigonometry
And how to put bacon in lasagna
These people share
Or they just stuff things into a blender

Life won't the same again
Now that I can "Rick Roll" all my friends
And I never even knew that pandas sneeze
Or how my eyebrows should be tweezed

Oh, YouTube i could stay up late
Watching drive-thru pranks for
Ten hours straight so addictive
Oh, YouTube refreshing Jenna Marble's page
'Til we die of old age

How did we live life before?
We solved Gandalf vs dumbledore
I always wanted to know how a ninja fights
(Me too)
And what Pokemon would be like in real life

Oh, YouTube i could stay up late
Watching "Jedi A-Holes" for
Ten hours straight oh, YouTube
Refreshing Lonely Island's page
'Til we die of old age

I could stay up late
Watching Philly D and Ray
I could stay up late watching John and Hank