The Gregory Brothers - Trump vs. Comey - Songify the News 14 lyrics
[The Gregory Brothers - Trump vs. Comey - Songify the News 14 lyrics]
I want subpoenas (Right)
They have very powerful subpoenas, so
(They have subpoenas) what I want
And I think it's very important -
I wanna get to the bottom
Yeah, that's me
You're probably wondering how I ended up here
Well, it all started with a couple of tweets
Got a tweet from the president an hour ago
It's not a leap to read the
Tweet in front of me, bro
"The NSA and FBI tell Congress
Russia did not influence
The electoral process"
This tweet has gone out to millions
To be exact is that accurate?
It's hard for me to react
We've offered no opinion on potential impact
It's something we've never, ever looked at
The FBI is investigating Russian
Efforts to interfere -
I know part of human nature is speculating
Please don't draw any conclusions here
Was the president's wiretap statement true?
We will follow the facts wherever they lead
I can promise you, promise you -
I have no information that
Supports those tweets
You're fired!
President Trump has just fired
FBI director James Comey
What a Shyamalan twist
In November they were tight homies
Good job by the FBI
The investigation might've changed his mind!
This is completely outside what
Goes on in democracies (nice rhyme)
What kind of country is this -
They will put in a stooge!
But could Curly, Larry, Moe
Or Giuliani get Senate-approved?
What kind of country is this -
The emperor's not wearing any clothes!
That metaphor might work, but it's not worth
Thinkin’ about the tiny, orange, wrinkly toes
In 200 years of history
Are you aware of the department formally
Approving the legality of policy
And then defying that policy
I'm not, but I'm also not aware of no
Situation where the office of legal
Counsel was advised, counsel was told
Not to tell the Attorney General
I remember my confirmation with you
And I did what I promised you I would do
You made the decision to fire Comey
The Russian ambassador was here in
The White House - did you think through-
No never
I talk all the time i speak with China-
I speak with India- I speak with South Korea-
I talk all the time i speak with China -
I speak with Putin also, it's called Russia
Did you ever -
And I have a certified letter
Just so you understand
I've given the letter to
Senator Lindsey Graham
He has the letter, and it's tremendous
One of the most prestigious
Law firms did this
Letter - and I think, frankly
He's gonna give the letter out immediately
This letter - so good, so strong
Certified letter - spectacular and long -
I want subpoenas -
They have very powerful subpoenas (subpoenas)
I want that, want that want subpoenas -
Unbelievable subpoenas (subpoenas) subpoenas
I want subpoenas, you know that, I know that
Everybody knows that
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They have very powerful subpoenas, so
(They have subpoenas) what I want
And I think it's very important -
I wanna get to the bottom
Yeah, that's me
You're probably wondering how I ended up here
Well, it all started with a couple of tweets
Got a tweet from the president an hour ago
It's not a leap to read the
Tweet in front of me, bro
"The NSA and FBI tell Congress
Russia did not influence
The electoral process"
This tweet has gone out to millions
To be exact is that accurate?
It's hard for me to react
We've offered no opinion on potential impact
It's something we've never, ever looked at
The FBI is investigating Russian
Efforts to interfere -
I know part of human nature is speculating
Please don't draw any conclusions here
Was the president's wiretap statement true?
We will follow the facts wherever they lead
I can promise you, promise you -
I have no information that
Supports those tweets
You're fired!
President Trump has just fired
FBI director James Comey
What a Shyamalan twist
In November they were tight homies
Good job by the FBI
The investigation might've changed his mind!
This is completely outside what
Goes on in democracies (nice rhyme)
What kind of country is this -
They will put in a stooge!
But could Curly, Larry, Moe
Or Giuliani get Senate-approved?
What kind of country is this -
The emperor's not wearing any clothes!
That metaphor might work, but it's not worth
Thinkin’ about the tiny, orange, wrinkly toes
In 200 years of history
Are you aware of the department formally
Approving the legality of policy
And then defying that policy
I'm not, but I'm also not aware of no
Situation where the office of legal
Counsel was advised, counsel was told
Not to tell the Attorney General
I remember my confirmation with you
And I did what I promised you I would do
You made the decision to fire Comey
The Russian ambassador was here in
The White House - did you think through-
No never
I talk all the time i speak with China-
I speak with India- I speak with South Korea-
I talk all the time i speak with China -
I speak with Putin also, it's called Russia
Did you ever -
And I have a certified letter
Just so you understand
I've given the letter to
Senator Lindsey Graham
He has the letter, and it's tremendous
One of the most prestigious
Law firms did this
Letter - and I think, frankly
He's gonna give the letter out immediately
This letter - so good, so strong
Certified letter - spectacular and long -
I want subpoenas -
They have very powerful subpoenas (subpoenas)
I want that, want that want subpoenas -
Unbelievable subpoenas (subpoenas) subpoenas
I want subpoenas, you know that, I know that
Everybody knows that
(Songify the news) Here's another episode
(Songify the news) Before you have
To up and go
(Everything sounds better in perfect tune)
And you can get the track, too
If you want to songify the news
Songify the news
Everything sounds better in perfect tune