The Key of Awesome - Why Are You Filming Me? lyrics

When I hang around my house
I do it theatrically
Is somebody watching me? HEY! Oh it's you
You scared the crap outta me
Why are you filming me?
Don't you know I hate it when you
Sneak up on me like that
I was just about to crack you
In the head with this bat
So now Im gonna read a book
And give you a dirty look
Just let me read my book
I like to dress up like a fabulous clown
Do you like my hair up or
Does it look better down
When it's Emo like this, I look Japanese
I look like Zoolander now
Hey, why are you filming me?
Im using the lavatory!
Im doing a number three! Hey by the way
Did you pay the cable bill
It was on the windowsill
Youre hot, but youre dumber than a shoe
Im singing about a dude
But they won't let me show the dude

Because parents were outraged when I
Was on the AMAs but they seemed to be okay
With Lady Gagas vajayjay
Its totally cool when two chicks to make out
Everyone is amused
I just put my crotch in my dancers
Face and it got on the news
That doesnt make sense to me
OWW I just hit my knee!
Why are you filming me? Stop laughing at me
Why are you filming me?