Undergods - Secret Weapons lyrics

I'm a Gold Card member
I buy weapons from local guitar centers
The Undergod bomb your shelter
The Celsius melt your face off
The hundred bar arc welder
Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta
Hamburger Helper
Chinese stealth fighter, F-35 Joint Striker
I built a two man glider just like it
Canibus Crazy Ivan, psychic kamikaze pilot
Diving into the Sun like a suicidal comet
Celestial knowledge
Ninety three million in mileage
The Undergods don't need Verizon
To talk to Osiris
Don't ask us to talk about it if you doubt it
It's too late to elaborate
Plus I was sworn to a oath of silence
Lava gushing out the top of the mountain
Lightning strike the top of the tower
Destroy electric power
Cost a trillion dollars an hour
Radiation rail-guns
Complete electronic and digital failure
So trash your cellulars
Nobody coming to help us
It's up to the elders to get
The children to the shelters
Bullet train Germaine
Crawl in and out of the storm drains
To slay gargoyles in God's name
Tarantula hawk
Fuselage smaller than a Concorde plane
I crush your skull like a Concord grape
Major Ed Dames ordered the Undergods
To bogart all lanes
Off-road rage, traverse all terrain
Lockheed Martin
Competition ducking and dodging
Daisy cutter rockets blow up
Your fucking apartment undergod Spartans
Research and development department
Canibus and Keith Murray
Smart-bombing all targets

Just another day at the office
The underground Undergods power is sovereign
That's Keith Murray calling
Yo, what up Keith

This ain't what they expected
Blindside deckin' jaw wreckin'
For those who sidelined hecklin'
Raw metaphors for those who checkin'
Get to steppin'
Before we hafta' use our secret weapons