UrinatingTree - No, Cubs, No lyrics

Ah, nothing makes me happier than seeing the
Cubs eat a bag of shit for
Two days in a row i think
This calls for some awful singing

Bitching seasons underway
The Pain and torment’s it’s here to stay
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs lost the Central today

They're singing no, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no hey, Chicago, what do you say
The L is flying high today no, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are packing up today

Strikeouts, errors, all the blown leads
Time to woefully underachieve
Well, this ain’t the year and you know it
The ivy’s dying, they royally blew it

We're singing now choke, Cubs, Choke
Choke, Cubs, Choke
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The circle of trust has failed today

Blow, Cubs, blow blow, Cubs, blow
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs got owned by Lorenzo Cain

Agony is here again
Chili back to ruin the men
So bite your tongue and eat it, fans
The Billy Goat’s back and cursing your plans

Hear 'em singing now no, Cubs, no
No, Cubs, no hey, Chicago, what do you say
Maddon’s still a prick today

Well done, Cubbies
You didn’t succeed in the slightest
Let’s just blame it on… plantar fasciitis

No, Cubs, no no, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
Daniel Murphy hates the gays

No, Cubs, no no, Cubs, no
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
Who the fuck is Tony Wolters?

No, Cubs, no no, Cubs, no
Hey, Addison, what do you say
The only thing you’re beating
Is your girl today no means no
No means no hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are a laughingstock again

Hey Chicago you fucking suck
How do you waste that much
Talent? Worthless sacks of shit