​jacksfilms, Sean Klitzner , Ethan Newberry - Razors In Your Apple lyrics

There's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween

Yes, your candy's been contaminated
From villians who are evil, mad and jaded
Don't break me off a piece
Of that Kit Kat bar
Cause it's filled with pieces
Of a friggin' crowbar
They left no candy untouched
Even made the Pop Rocks pop too much
No, I don't mean to cause a scene
But, it's only on Halloween

Ignore those M&Ms
Cause they're filled with more
Hatred than Eminem
They dumped bleach on all the Snickers
Steel wires in every Twizzler
Do you like your Now-N-Laters
Filled with knives from all the haters?
Don't let me see that Tootsie Roll
Because it's laced with crack

There's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween

Hold up, Jack, sounds kinda wack
Whatcha trying to do
Give kids' parent a heart attack?
I think you've gone too far
Warning kids about their candy? Who
You think you are?
Don't make assumptions, Toby
You might learn something, Toby
If you knew about conspiracies
You'd know the government
Is trying to rule our
Minds with candy-consumption
Toby Sounds like you're paranoid
Your argument is null and void
No, I'm telling you, they're watching us
Don't eat the candy Tobuscus, or else they'll
Okay, now I'm annoyed
There's no anthrax in your Snapple
No razors in your apple oh, you wanna bet?
Yeah, sure, I'll take it god dang it!
There's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
There's anthrax in your Snapple
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
The only thing you got to know is
All of your candy's got to go
Cause there's razors in your apple
On Halloween, Halloween, on Halloween