Punky Brüster - Crusty's At The Ivanhoe lyrics

Burps whadya mean it's your fuckin
Beer! You think your
Fuckin DOWN! You think you know what
The FUCK it is to be DOWN! You
Don't fukkin know! YOU KNOW NOTHING!

Guy yells something weird
With his pain eased, by the sweet
Kiss of cheap alcohol, DrSkinny
Dances With Chickens and squid Viscious
Head toward the grannys lets hope
For the best dear friends lets hope
For the best

-Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Children of all ages, the
Academy of recording arts welcomes you
To the 23rd annual, gRANNY
AWARDS! MCB is PROUD to present
The most gala musical extraviganza
Of the year anybody who is
Anybody is here tonight
Dressed to the nines in order to get even
The glimpse of some of the many
Stars grazeing our stage this
Evening hI THERE!
I'm Jimmy Rickles with Live performances by

Ann Murray! Deicide!
And the one, the only, Punky Brüster!
But before all that
Please give a big round of friendly
Applause for your host this
Evening, entertainment this hours
PJ Little-Pricky

Thank you! Thank you, thank you-Yes
Quite an exciting evening-thank you
Thank you i'm
Extremely excited to be your host this
Evening for the 23rd, anuel
Granny awards right? Yes thank you yes
And this year's most exciting year because
We got a new award
And thats how we're going to start
Things off tonight it is
A life long achievement award for
The best punk-rock band now
This is judged on anarchtic content, chord
Dissonance, hair coloring, body piercing
And of course some other
Technical things we need not
Concern ourselves with without
Further adu, lets give this award out
And start this party off
The envelope please? thank you shes
Lovely isn't she? nice boobies
And this years award of course it will come
As no surprise to all of you
PUNKY BRÜSTER! Come on up guys!
Come and get your award

-Oh! OH! OH! Thank you! Thank you this is
So unexpected! I don'-I don't know what
To say! Uh well we'd like to thank
Uh-our families! Our families!
Our manager-GOD BLESS
YOU, GOD BLESS YOU! Uh- The Norwegion Death
Metal scene- Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, i'm
S sorry not that! Just a joke, just
A joke -Jokey, Jokey wokey- uuuh
I don't know
GOD BLESS EVERYBODY! Oh, and before we go
Before we go! We'd like to thank all
The Pioneer punk bands of 1994- You know
Who you are guys! Thank you
Thank you VERY MUCH- THANK YOU ALL!

-Yes, yes folks, Punky Brüster-but guys wait
Before you leave the stage please, won't
You play us a song, the audience
Is going wiiild here yes yes
I think they're in agreement with me
You must play us a song no please
Please guys We got it set up for you
Right here please come everyone!
PUNKY BEUSTER! Yes, LIVE, here for you

-awww, you guys! I'd just like to
Say your all soooo great
For helping us become number one
I guess we can just do one song i
Mean one little song! Only one though! Okay
All set! Guitar? Thank you
(got my bass) okay! This is our new single
And it goes out to all of, youu