Punky Brüster - The Girls Next Door lyrics

Welcome boys and to the rock
And roll high school
Lesson #1 us where to put your tongue
Lesson #2 is what you do with your tool
And watch the fringe benefit's
Come second to none!

Graduates from the old rock
And roll high school
Pretend they're still rebellious with
A video pose
The uneducated spew some lame political view
And the punks will look like
Hunks in their endorsement clothes!

So hey let's rock
And put out a little corporate schlock!
To play, just get the call
Then keep your eye on the friggin' ball
'Cause that's all that's all!
Listen boys and girls to the
Rock and roll motto
It's fun to spend your money
Just take it from me
And don't cry "foul" for us
Admitting this cash cow
The "revolution" is a capitalist industry!
So, hey let's rock
And talk a little corporate talk!
I say, you'll never fall
When your face is pressed against the wall!

If what it takes to rock
Is to suck a little corporate cock
Well, hey everybody
We'll be the girls next door!
If what it takes to score
Is to be a corporate whore
We're already there!

(Mid section) Come on out
To the Brüster spend-a-long
Buy a T-shirt and it'll make you feel
Like you're part of an elite clique
While directly paying for our advertising!

Hey hey! We passed
Now everyone can kiss our ass!
And we'll appeal to a need
Where one never used to be

'Cause what it takes to rock is
To suck some corporate cock
So, hey everybody
We'll be the girls next door!
And what it takes to score
Is to be a corporate whore so, hey Borivoj
We'll be the girls next door!
So, hey Monte Conner
We'll be the girls next door!
So, hey Pepsi-Cola
We'll be the girls next door!
So, hey Cliff Cultreri
We'll be the girls next door!