Yung Quant - Laws For Me lyrics

They bailed the banks out in
08 while we lost everything
Doubled our debt
Can't get ahead without going hungry
Thanks to the fed
Cash is worth less due to all the QE
Millions went dead, due to famine, war
And poverty

You didn’t close
Lost on a trade that the rest of us owned
Instead of paying up or taking out loans
You went to the press and
Then cried to the hosts
Of CNBC, Wall Street Journal
Bloomberg and S3
And when you still weren't green
Got brokers to shut down retail buying
Attacks during pre bids and Asks
Counterfeit trades all this fraud and FUD
To prevent a shorting squeeze
If I fail, no one bails out me
I break rules then I must pay fees
Margin calls make my assets seize
You deserved to lose money

Where's the mother fuckin SEC
Hedge Funds broke the rules
I watched ’em lie and cheat
Watched you push the limit
Time to make you see
They made laws for you, Not just laws for me
SEC shed responsibility
Investigating us instead of
Keeping markets free
Watched you push the limit
I don't care what you believe
They made laws for you, Not just laws for me

I got deposit's pending, cash accounts
Fuck margin lending
Shorted stocks I mentioned were sold
Then lent out all again
You ain't cover since so how
Long till you stop pretending
You can cause suspension
You can't keep the stock from printing
We going out with a bang
Buying up the whole options chain
I'm in calls, cause this is the way
Bought the dip and a couple LEAPS to hold
The line when they breaking the bank
Even if I lose everything I'm
OK cause of risk management
Practice it or you'll pull a Plotkin (53%)

’Cause if the squeeze played out
Then brokers would be
Asked to put their money on the line
Debt would spill over to Clearinghouses cause
The losses from shorts multiplied
And the DTCC shareholders would
Be required to pay up more than a dime
That’s a lot of fines

Where's the mother fuckin SEC
Hedge Funds broke the rules
I watched ’em lie and cheat
Watched you push the limit
Time to make you see
They made laws for you, Not just laws for me
SEC shed responsibility
Investigating us instead of
Keeping markets free
Watched you push the limit
I don't care what you believe
They made laws for you, Not just laws for me

Fuck who rigged the rules
Citadel and Robinhood
What you did was illegal
The whole world found out your bands gone
Testified, retail gon stand strong
Filin FINRAs and Class Actions
While we transfer off your platform
Diamond Hands, the motto
We go bankrupt or win lottos
Buying FDs and seeing what follows
Going tit's up or in an Apollo
We keep wallstreet occupado
They got angry cause they lost gold
Retail doesn't need new law codes
Nor protection suck and swallow that

Where's the mother fuckin SEC
Hedge Funds broke the rules
I watched ’em lie and cheat
Watched you push the limit
Time to make you see
They made laws for you, Not just laws for me