69K Shodn, 50 Cent - 50th Shittery lyrics

Just Like it's 1887 cuz i be counting pence
Most of the time I need to explain my
Lyrics cuz I don't make no sense
I Just bought a yacht for a
Dollar and 50 cents i am so famous I'm doing
A collab with 50 cent
50th century is his name so with that I went
Oh shit he's upper class I
Bet he pays his rent
On that fake ass castle from the candy shop
For that saleen there he must
Have licked a lollipop
But I can't say that so let's
Just take it from the top yea
Just like polo I'm making a milli every never
Capalot bringing the heat just
Like the weather
I'm playing minecraft and I just
Got to the nether shit I looked too long and
Got killed by an ender
Just got a message from an unknown sender
It said click this link for free
Robux and a girl named heather
Just parked my yacht and tied
It with a tether yes this song has a story
Line what a surprise
I go in to the lab and I analyze
Yes today's lyrics are looking very fine
You really think I'm going to ignore
That I just said anal
No I'm not, have you even met me?
I be walking down the road
Doing same old same old
Then all of the sudden I am breathing heavy
Cuz I'm really fucking fat and that's a fact
Oh shit I got arrested by cardiac
I dropped the soap
My pee turns green cuz I eat artichoke
There could have been another joke
There but I won't croak
Is that even the right vegetable I don't know
I just realised that this song
Is moving very slow
I was getting very bored so here I wrote:

(clears throat Que rage beat)
Where The problem at?
I be spinning on these percs
Like I'm a laundromat be free
I feel like yeat cuz I hit the (bell)
I invented this turban shit
Got me the dior and she ride my dick
Its 3 inches big