9 to 5 Original Broadway Cast, Marc Kudisch, Megan Hilty - Cowgirl’s Revenge lyrics
[9 to 5 Original Broadway Cast, Marc Kudisch, Megan Hilty - Cowgirl’s Revenge lyrics]
Get your buns in here and make it snappy
Well, I'm a Texas cowgirl
Where's my hat and rope?
Just like Annie Oakley in a wild west rodeo
This cowgirl's gonna take revenge
I aim to make you pay
No pay!
For every ugly deed and every
Vulgar move you've made
I gotta little somethin' for you
Well thank you, that's very thoughtful
Well, go ahead
Try it on let me see it on ya turn around
Mrs rhodes, I really
Oh come on now i want
To admire the whole package, if you
Get my drift whew, you got
Some nice buns on you, frank!
Please don't talk to me like that
I say when you got it, flaunt it!
Mrs rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy!
Get on back here and let me feel those pecs
Mrs rhodes, we're running way behind here
Can we please just get back to business?
Yippy-yi-ki oh, with my lasso?
I'm gonna rope you down
Ladies and gentlemen, she's got
Him down, he's down, he's on the ground
Yippy-yi-ki-eye, gonna tie you
Tight Yippy-yi-ki-eye!
And wrap it 'round and
'round 'Round and 'round
She's tied him down, he can't get up
She's really got him bound
Wait, is it because I'm
A sexist, egotistical, lying
Hypocritical bigot?
Darn tootin'! Time for you to fry!
Yo-del-ee-del oh
Hoo Yo-de-ee-del oh-del-ee-del ooh
It's every cowgirl everywhere
It's every cowgirl that I'm here to avenge
So simmer on that for a while
It's called cowgirl's revenge It's
Called cowgirls revenge yee haw!
Fry!