9 to 5 Original Broadway Cast, Marc Kudisch, Megan Hilty - Cowgirl’s Revenge lyrics

Yee haw! Hart
Get your buns in here and make it snappy

Well, I'm a Texas cowgirl
Where's my hat and rope?
Just like Annie Oakley in a wild west rodeo
This cowgirl's gonna take revenge
I aim to make you pay

No pay!

For every ugly deed and every
Vulgar move you've made

I gotta little somethin' for you

Well thank you, that's very thoughtful

Well, go ahead
Try it on let me see it on ya turn around

Mrs rhodes, I really

Oh come on now i want
To admire the whole package, if you
Get my drift whew, you got
Some nice buns on you, frank!

Please don't talk to me like that

I say when you got it, flaunt it!

Mrs rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy!

Get on back here and let me feel those pecs

Mrs rhodes, we're running way behind here
Can we please just get back to business?

Yippy-yi-ki oh, with my lasso?
I'm gonna rope you down

Ladies and gentlemen, she's got
Him down, he's down, he's on the ground

Yippy-yi-ki-eye, gonna tie you
Tight Yippy-yi-ki-eye!
And wrap it 'round and
'round 'Round and 'round

She's tied him down, he can't get up
She's really got him bound

Wait, is it because I'm
A sexist, egotistical, lying
Hypocritical bigot?

Darn tootin'! Time for you to fry!

Yo-del-ee-del oh
Hoo Yo-de-ee-del oh-del-ee-del ooh

It's every cowgirl everywhere
It's every cowgirl that I'm here to avenge
So simmer on that for a while
It's called cowgirl's revenge It's
Called cowgirls revenge yee haw!
Fry!