Aceyalone, El-P - City of Shit lyrics

Fuck is up? What's happening?
Yo, tell you a fucking story
Tell you a fucking story

Here we go, huh!

Once upon a time in a city called Shit
Lived a man named "What The Fuck?"

He used to clown around with
His dick in the ground
And one day his dick got stuck

He was kicking and screaming and yelling
And cussing and asking everybody for help

Then he ran into a man named "Fuck You Too"
And he told 'em he should help himself

He was so frustrated with
His dick getting grated
And he had no one to call

Then he gained control and
Climbed out the hole
Motherfuck, he barely save his balls

Now every time I think about "What The Fuck?"
I think about you

And how he changed and took the pain
When he ran into "Fuck You Too"

Hey yo peel the fuck out
Pop the clutch, weave through the traffic
Backwards once
Straight from the wastelands, modern luck
Tainted, baked in hate and hot sun
It ain't the same when I murk the certain
Bump the whip trunk, alert: trucks swervin'
We play the game like bitch curtains
And Ace in a hole like

You talk nervous!
My mind is filled with a thousand kills
When no-good MC's come face these skills
Pop the peel, bug the fuck out
Brake the fuck out when I grab that steel
The neutralizer, the equalizer
Meet the heat miser burn your high riser
Roof's on fire and so is the first floor
Keep sticking you, till it don't hurt no more

I've seen modern thugs with a virtual headset
Program martyrdom for those who
Ain't dead yet
And yet dead vets turn and earn bed rest
Sick of how murdering men became trend set

Nuts and bolts, programs and gears
And shots and targets when hands get clear
Try to play brave from a bottle of beer
But, you can't play hero if
Your cape says "Fear"

Welcome to the circus of stars
Sit down! My reach collapse rats
Fractured clown!
I was wild with a style before your recording
And smiling to hell with
Born from pure mourning
In the morning, it's napalm glory
The city's on fire but I can't stop warming
Sick with the vision of
Bliss and wild burners
Stick with admission I'll split you lips
Warning!

They wanna jump into the battle
And earn their respect
Well get the fuck up! Let me cash this check
I'm still on deck with a mouth full of poison
Spitting at you and your crew
And your boys and
Rain on parades, leave stains on the blade
I came with the raid and
I'm leaving with your head
I walk home alone from the terror dome
FULL! Because hungry wolves need to be fed

Yo, I punch throats and punch the clock
(There's) sharks in the moat
And landsharks with Glocks
(Where) cops and kids bust shots not to live
Bitch shut your barf box and talk to the fist

Marksmanship and the parts don't slip
You marks get lit up and hit up so quick
It's dark in the pit you
Betta watch what you do
Fuck you motherfucker!

Fuck you too!

Once upon a time in a city called Shit
Lived a man named "What The Fuck?"

He used to clown around with
His dick in the ground
And one day his dick got stuck

He was kicking and screaming and yelling
And cussing and asking everybody for help

Then he ran into a man named "Fuck You Too"
And he told 'em he should help himself

He was so frustrated with
His dick getting grated
And he had no one to call

Then he gained control and
Climbed out the hole
Motherfuck, he barely save his balls

Now every time I think about "What The Fuck?"
I think about you

And how he changed and took the pain
When he ran into "Fuck You Too"