Action Bronson - Brand New Car lyrics
Action Bronson [Ariyan Arslani] Queens, NY, U.S. 🇺🇸
[Action Bronson - Brand New Car lyrics]
I got a brand new car i got a jazz guitar
Welcome, everybody
Thank you a lot for coming
It means a lot to me
Steer the yacht with my knee
Plenty of botany
Damn, bad chick on top of me, pornography
And I know she only want me for my guap-ery
(Ahem let me get my voice right
Gary, sorry, 1, 2, 3, 4)
It's the first time ever
Yo fuck this jacket
I turn this shit to 85 napkins
Since Jeter's done I'm now the captain
Trust you me, Gotham's safer now
But there's always a new joker in town
Ready to smoke you with that pound
But when he shoots it
The flag says "bang!" and everybody laughs
He must be up and off the molly tab
I'm by the bar lookin' Swedish
In the trenchcoat stupid
The only one drinkin' mango
Lassi in the bullpen
My lips are sealed like the
Singer with bad skin
My need for speed made the Jag spin
Dog, I'll resurrect Freaky Tah
To do my ad-libs
Overseas I prolly got mad kids
That I don't even know about
You better slow down, baby
I'm still young, fuck it
Gotta use it while it works
Nothin' lasts forever, or does it? Fuck it
Shout out to my cousins, all of 'em
I got a brand new car i got a jazz guitar
I'll take it back to playin' handball
And smokin' on the park benches
Dippin' cabs and hoppin' fences
Laughin' all the way back
To the buildin' runnin'
Got to the door, twist the key
Elevator waitin' for me
100, got upstairs and fixed
Eleven bowls of Crispix
Grabbed a Snapple out the bin
No one's an even match for the kid
Legs are made of stone, the back of a bridge
In goal line situations I'll
Tackle the fridge
Peace to Mike Ditka, 50 on the light fixture
Right side shifter, fight fixer
Twist your sister
And I ain't talkin' 'bout the hair band
Mothafucka it's Bam Bam doin' ah ah ah ah
Out with the, ah!
I can't even get this fuckin' right
Are you kidding me?
I'm ashamed of myself, I'm sorry
Welcome, everybody
Thank you a lot for coming
It means a lot to me
Steer the yacht with my knee
Plenty of botany
Damn, bad chick on top of me, pornography
And I know she only want me for my guap-ery
(Ahem let me get my voice right
Gary, sorry, 1, 2, 3, 4)
It's the first time ever
Yo fuck this jacket
I turn this shit to 85 napkins
Since Jeter's done I'm now the captain
Trust you me, Gotham's safer now
But there's always a new joker in town
Ready to smoke you with that pound
But when he shoots it
The flag says "bang!" and everybody laughs
He must be up and off the molly tab
I'm by the bar lookin' Swedish
In the trenchcoat stupid
The only one drinkin' mango
Lassi in the bullpen
My lips are sealed like the
Singer with bad skin
My need for speed made the Jag spin
Dog, I'll resurrect Freaky Tah
To do my ad-libs
Overseas I prolly got mad kids
That I don't even know about
You better slow down, baby
I'm still young, fuck it
Gotta use it while it works
Nothin' lasts forever, or does it? Fuck it
Shout out to my cousins, all of 'em
I got a brand new car i got a jazz guitar
I'll take it back to playin' handball
And smokin' on the park benches
Dippin' cabs and hoppin' fences
Laughin' all the way back
To the buildin' runnin'
Got to the door, twist the key
Elevator waitin' for me
100, got upstairs and fixed
Eleven bowls of Crispix
Grabbed a Snapple out the bin
No one's an even match for the kid
Legs are made of stone, the back of a bridge
In goal line situations I'll
Tackle the fridge
Peace to Mike Ditka, 50 on the light fixture
Right side shifter, fight fixer
Twist your sister
And I ain't talkin' 'bout the hair band
Mothafucka it's Bam Bam doin' ah ah ah ah
Out with the, ah!
I can't even get this fuckin' right
Are you kidding me?
I'm ashamed of myself, I'm sorry