Action Bronson - Practice lyrics

I'm supposed to be the franchise player
And we're
In here talking about practice i mean
Listen, we talkin' about practice not a game
Not a game, not a game
We talkin' about practice

It's motherfucking me bam Bam Shit man
Slap her ass like she scored 30 ride dirty

Thirty thousand for the DNA swab
Don't quit your day job
You batty boys ain't even on my radar
Order breasts of veal at Walt Frazier's
Dog, my women come in
All flavors, fold paper, lord save us
Complete a drug deal in a
Rental rented from AVIS
Best believe my motherfucking Timberlands
Pounding the pavement dog, I lay with hoes
I smoke butter the same color as Jalen Rose
Stand on the balcony naked
Just screaming, "Fuck it, i made it!"
Every meal I eat steak to make a statement
Patrick Bateman, thirty Mexicans
In the basement, let's get it shaking
The whole block's smelling like bacon
My shorty keep it real
Take a shit out the car window
Hide money in a Nintendo
Got a degree in dental
Cook like she down in the delta
Wrestled the gator for the foot display
River monsters, Dog the Bounty Hunter
Open bally stuntin', this is
Southern Cali summer, bitch

It be the novelist
Bare handed choke a hippopotamus
I need to go to Drug-Dealing Anonymous
Cheerio ship-flip like Rey Mysterio
Me laid up with big money be the scenario
Out the watch flew a canary, it's cuckoo
Let my man who just came home
Throw a party where you poo-poo
Uh, that is not a nice thought
Get locked up in the afternoon
I make it out by Night Court
Long as I don't see that world
I got the lawyer on retainer
Like a teenage girl
Eating chicken parmesean in the holding cell
My feet up, hittin' my G-Pen, yeah
You know me well quadruple-black coupe
Smacks for if you act stupid
No love here, motherfuckers, I clap Cupid
Jump in the black Buick
Then make a sharp right
My mother wrist is so cut
Look like a shark bite
And when I play the guitar
I'm always on acid
She said I look like David Justice when
She see me floating in the Maxima it's me