Adam Green - Choke on a Cock lyrics

I did not ask for a lot this year
Every single day looking for an answer
To the words you say
Never got to meet the president
Never got to shake his squirly hand
Oh don't you know the president is
Out for tea with Tony Blair?
He won't be back for hours maybe homeboy

I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush
He's like an angel when
Rebecca hears me calling
I would dance on NBC and say
"George Bush shook hands with me"
And then I'd go and choke on a cock
And Guinevere would find me leaving home
And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone
And Johnny Depp would call me
On the phone I know
I'd be the greatest singer on the radio
Leaning on the raging river flats
Sliding off a single blade of grass
Oh don't you know the ADA is
Pushing tea with Johnny J
They won't be smashing flowers maybe no more

I'd be so happy if I bid it all on you
And never answer when Rebecca
Asked me questions
I'd lay down to some degree
And say "John Stern locked lips with me"
And then I'd go and choke
For then I'd go and choke
For then I'd go and choke on a cock