Adam Green - Crackhouse Blues lyrics

Johnny please, don't tell the people bout
The bluebirds flight
Wasting education on a Tuesday night
Yes, you are my pussy, you're just being mean
Covering up the muscle in your Jordash jeans
Stick up the phone, who is it?
Someone has come to visit
Everybody do the hokey pokey
Do the crackhouse blues!

Do the mashed potato till
Your feet glow green
Got to sweep the floor to
Keep the crackhouse clean
Took me to the movies, but the doctor said
Leave him to get beaten by
The black eyed meds
Stick up the phone, who is it?
Someone has come to visit
Everybody do the hokey pokey
Do the crackhouse blues!

Now the captain ran for cover
When the steamboats crashed
Driving off the bridges cause
They got no class
Barbara's got my number, now I've got to run
Pizzas to deliver in the crackhouse slum
You know

Sometimes when the night gets hot
I search around for the crack I lost
I wouldn't expect for you to notice me
I would not expect you to say 'Johnny!'

Do the mashed potato till
Your feet glow green
Got to sweep the floor to
Keep the crackhouse clean
Took me to the movies, but the doctor said
Leave him to get beaten by
The black eyed meds

Stick up the phone like we do
Someone has come to see you
Everybody do the hokey pokey
Do the crackhouse blues!