Aerosmith - Eat the Rich lyrics

Yeah yeah!

Well, I woke up this morning on
The wrong side of the bed
And how I got to thinkin' about
All those things you said
About ordinary people and how
They make you sick
And if callin' names kicks back on you
Then I hope this does the trick

'Cause I'm sick of your complainin'
About how many bills
And I'm sick of all your bitchin'
'bout your poodles and your pills
And I just can't see no humor
About your way of life
And I think I can do more for
You with this here fork and knife!

Eat the rich there's only one
Thing they're very good for
Eat the rich I take one bite now
Come back for more
Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest
Eat the rich I take one bite
Now, spit out the rest, uh huh!

So I called up my head shrinker
And I told him what I'd done
He said "You'd best go on a diet
Yeah I hope you have some fun
And-a don't go burst a bubble on
The rich folks who get rude
'Cause you won't get in no trouble
When you eats that kinda food"

Now they're smokin' up the junk bonds
And then they go get stiff
And they're dancin' in the yacht club
With Muff and Uncle Biff
But there's one good thing that happens when
You toss your pearls to swine
Their attitudes may taste like shit
But go real good with wine!

Eat the rich there's only one
Thing they're good for
Eat the rich I take one bite now
Come back for more
Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest
Eat the rich I take one bite
Now, spit out the rest, uh!

Believe in all the good things
That money just can't buy
Then you won't get no belly
Ache from eatin' humble pie
I believe in rags to riches
Your inheritance won't last
So take your Grey Poupon my friend
And shove it up your ass!

Eat the rich there's only one
Thing they're good for
Eat the rich I take one bite now
Come back for more
Eat the rich I gotta get this off my chest
Eat the rich I take one bite now
Spit out the rest!
Eat the rich there's only one
Thing they're good for
Eat the rich I take one bite now
Come back for more
Eat the rich don't stop me
Now I'm going crazy
Eat the rich that's my idea
Of a good time baby

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