Agallah - Crookie Monster lyrics
[Agallah - Crookie Monster lyrics]
Okay time to rhyme
With Cookie!
Hello boys and girls
I'm the Crookie Monster
Anybody who steps to me
Yo i'll put it on ya
You know i'm a puppet, and out here
Sitting thick
Holding the fort on sesame street
Me and my clique
We eat crookie, made from weed
Ooh yummy yummy yummy!
Nobody in the industry can ever
Take my style from me i got a call on my
Cellular phone from The Count:
"I don't like when they smoke all
My weed then they bounce!" but actually
Right down the block in back of me
Snuffleupagus is selling all
The crack happily
Ya'll didn't know how I met
Oscar: you know Maria?
We bumped her and tossed her
He so pissed off cuz he lost her
Seen him when he try to floss her
Then his whole clique flipped
Messing with the crookie monster then
He got the bitch whipped
Now it's all on your thing
When the whole block buggin
I should have never Mr
Cooper's fucking cousin
The Crookie Monster (COOKIE!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
Me and Bert and Ernie was
Getting dirty in Romper Room
Smoking hash, popping tabs
Open a lot of mushrooms word to the father
I asked Maria if I could massage her
One day I caught her out
There fucking Mister Rogers
While he was singing
Taking off his socks and his shoes
I'm the fucking Crookie Monster
Still paying my dues
One day i had to stomp out Oscar
Left him on the curb
Got me some real bad herb from Big Bird
Smacked him so hard
Till he lost his feathers i love my crookie
Forever and ever and ever and ever oh yeah
You didn't know that I could
Rap on the track?
Boys and girls let me tell you
The Crookie Monster is back
The Crookie Monster i'm the Crookie Monster
(COOKIE!) i'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
You you you you want a cookie?
That's right! (COOKIE)
Hey you, hey what are you waiting for?
COOKIE!
Oh where's the blunts? On the ash tray
That nigga Julio? Oh shit, he's past gay!
OK, the last day I'm
Gonna kiss Helena Rubinstein
I don't need to keep it clean
Fuck a channel 13
I'm on the scene with big brillas
Crookie Monster, she keep the baby pictures
For all my fuzzy niggas
Yo everybody, I'm realer than you think
I beat up Kermit told him Miss
Piggy and her pussy stink
How much you want to bet?
Hell you ain't no threat
I run Sesame Street, I got the whole block
I could be bigger and larger
Than Master P or Puffy
I'm the fucking Crookie Monster
The whole world loves me
The Crookie Monster i'm the Crookie Monster
(COOKIE!) i'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
Listen, everybody!
These are all VERY SECRET MONSTER THINGS
And we're gonna tell you
Because we like you!
With Cookie!
Hello boys and girls
I'm the Crookie Monster
Anybody who steps to me
Yo i'll put it on ya
You know i'm a puppet, and out here
Sitting thick
Holding the fort on sesame street
Me and my clique
We eat crookie, made from weed
Ooh yummy yummy yummy!
Nobody in the industry can ever
Take my style from me i got a call on my
Cellular phone from The Count:
"I don't like when they smoke all
My weed then they bounce!" but actually
Right down the block in back of me
Snuffleupagus is selling all
The crack happily
Ya'll didn't know how I met
Oscar: you know Maria?
We bumped her and tossed her
He so pissed off cuz he lost her
Seen him when he try to floss her
Then his whole clique flipped
Messing with the crookie monster then
He got the bitch whipped
Now it's all on your thing
When the whole block buggin
I should have never Mr
Cooper's fucking cousin
The Crookie Monster (COOKIE!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
Me and Bert and Ernie was
Getting dirty in Romper Room
Smoking hash, popping tabs
Open a lot of mushrooms word to the father
I asked Maria if I could massage her
One day I caught her out
There fucking Mister Rogers
While he was singing
Taking off his socks and his shoes
I'm the fucking Crookie Monster
Still paying my dues
One day i had to stomp out Oscar
Left him on the curb
Got me some real bad herb from Big Bird
Smacked him so hard
Till he lost his feathers i love my crookie
Forever and ever and ever and ever oh yeah
You didn't know that I could
Rap on the track?
Boys and girls let me tell you
The Crookie Monster is back
The Crookie Monster i'm the Crookie Monster
(COOKIE!) i'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
You you you you want a cookie?
That's right! (COOKIE)
Hey you, hey what are you waiting for?
COOKIE!
Oh where's the blunts? On the ash tray
That nigga Julio? Oh shit, he's past gay!
OK, the last day I'm
Gonna kiss Helena Rubinstein
I don't need to keep it clean
Fuck a channel 13
I'm on the scene with big brillas
Crookie Monster, she keep the baby pictures
For all my fuzzy niggas
Yo everybody, I'm realer than you think
I beat up Kermit told him Miss
Piggy and her pussy stink
How much you want to bet?
Hell you ain't no threat
I run Sesame Street, I got the whole block
I could be bigger and larger
Than Master P or Puffy
I'm the fucking Crookie Monster
The whole world loves me
The Crookie Monster i'm the Crookie Monster
(COOKIE!) i'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
I'm the Crookie Monster (COOKIE!)
I'm the Crookie Monster
Sing along with me, sing a song with me
Listen, everybody!
These are all VERY SECRET MONSTER THINGS
And we're gonna tell you
Because we like you!