AJJ - David J is a Siccness lyrics

You're helpless and hopeless
You want to help out the homeless
But, you've got problems
You're selfish and worthless
And you have no fucking purpose
You're a cancer-causing, cancer having slob

Whoa, Who-oa, Whoa

There are morals that conflict with orals
That conflict with anals
That believe in angels
Angels are hating on you
If good is the absence of evil
And evil is the absence of good
There is an axis of evil
Rolling into this neighborhood
With the sound of gun shots
Bang! Bang! Bang!

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

It was then that I found I am a vampire
I have fangs fucking 15 inches long
And the sanguinary sweetness of
Stealing someone's blood
Feels so good I am compelled
To sing this song
And at night when I retire to my coffin
To sleep for a hundred years or more
All you people that I know
Will have died long ago
And your children will have
Died 10 years before

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa