Alestorm, Mathias Lillmåns - Chomp Chomp lyrics

Chomp, chomp chomp, chomp
Sailing out of Mexico heading
Up to New Orleans heard about the biggest
Treasure horde outside the Caribbean
One stormy night in Caillou Bay
We smashed into the reef
A flash of claws, a crash of jaws
A load of big white teeth

If you see an alligator in your refrigerator
You better say, "See ya later"
Or you might end up dead
They say you should never smile
Right at a crocodile
He'll drag you down into the deep
And eat your fucking head, yeah

Chomp, chomp chomp, chomp
Chomp, chomp, chomp
Our captain was the first to go
He got ripped into shreds
Still screaming as the alligator
Swallowed down his legs
One by one the crew all
Died in several nasty ways
The vision of that massacre still
Haunts me to this day

If you find a giant Cayman
You're gonna have a really bad day, man
There's nothing more to say than
"I won't see you in a while"
Not even Russell Crowe with a giant crossbow
Ain't got a snowball's chance in Hell
To save you from that crocodile, yeah

Chomp, chomp chomp, chomp
Why oh why did I jump into that swamp?
Mauled to death by alligators
All singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp"
Time to die on a sub-aquatic romp
Mauled to death by alligators
All singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp"
Chomp, chomp chomp, chomp chomp, chomp