Alestorm - Shit Boat (No Fans) lyrics

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of
A jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the
Money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit
On your fucking lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poop deck is a shithole
And your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable
Of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like LEGO bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of
A jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the
Money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit
On your fucking lawn