Andre Nickatina - These R the Tales lyrics

I was riding in my chariot
With this freak named Harriet
She said my stick was?
So she knew just where to bury it
This girl named Sequoia
She was from Illinois-a
I had to stuff her mouth with her teddy bear
Cuz she made hella noise-a
This freak named Nikita Brown
I rode her like a merry-go-round
She got to telling all her friends
That it's a new king in town
I was on my way to Las
Vegas when I bumped into Tessy
She said her nickname was Marvin
Cuz when she had sex it got messy
This freak named Jenny Marquais
So you know I called her Butter
Cuz when it came to summer sundresses
She had ass like no other
The steak was always smothered


She was a freak under the covers
You should have seen my expression
Lil' pimpin when I got hit on by her mother
This young lady named Chanelle
She was fine as hell but she was 26
And her son was already twelve
I was at this little assembly
When I chopped it up with Kimberly
Hit it, split it, man that freak said she'd
Love me for infinity
You should have seen the chemistry
I changed that freak's identity
Seen her at the movies with her man
And the bitch didn't wanna remember me
This girl named Chamere
She put diamonds in my ears
But she also tried to put these niggas on
Me when I slapped her at the pier
This girl named Cheryl Lynn
She had hella friends
So when I brought my friends
And all her friends
Then that's when the party began
This girl named Savannah
She used to love to pout
But, I used to say "Don't even trip
Just stick this in your mouth"
This freak named Miranda
She thought I couldn't stand her
But yeah, I can stand ya
Since I got your ass on camera
I was riding hard, like Humphrey Bogart
With this freak named Leah
Even though she was in the dark
No one could see her, get it?
This freak named Raquela
She worked at Pac Bell-a
She gave me the number to the pager, home
And cellular
She had a lovely smell-a, ass like?
I was wet like a scuba diver from the sex
Homeboy let me tell ya
Chrysler?, with this chick named Darren
I was at the mall trying to buy some clothes
And she just kept on starin
And then came the flarin
She said she hated sharin
I said "I'm not your man, little freak
So I'm not really carin"
This gangsta's name was Dallion
She wore gold medallions
Every other month we'd take a flight
Out to Staten Island
She kept a 9 on the dresser
Cuz she had dreams of hell
Even though we in the penthouse
Suite of a 5-star hotel
I rock and I rock well
That's what I told Gail
She's a conceited little fraternity freak
Up there at Yale young tender named Divine
I bump in her Alpine
She was the type that looked so good
It was a motherfuckin crime
Took her from behind, led her to the ride
Baby didn't make it home till the
Sun was 'bout to rise
Kickin in with Corvette, baby had a Corvette
She used to come and get young
Nickatina from off of the set
We strikes to the checks, she pick up her Lex
We hit Hotel Nico, you know what came next
I was payin my bill for cable
When I met up with Sable
Green eyes, it was a CEO, of a record label
But, I didn't get to hit it
Because I met with Bridget
She was Sable's secretary
That gave me head and digit's
In the parking lot of a club one night
I ran into Kirby
Freak worked at a beauty shop
Said some gangsta's tryin to serve me
Freak you ain't worthy
Your gossip column is through
And if some cats is after me
I'm right here mackin on you
Had to pop the collar on my coat
Rev up the vogue smoke
Looked her in the eyes and said "yeah bitch
You're broke!"
This girl named?, Lord she was dreamy
Met her at a pool party
Should have seen her bikini
This lady's name was Val
Her husband was my pal
She offered me to put in
Why he stressed the?rikers out?
Gave the freak a smile
Said "It ain't my style"
I've known the homie for a while yo
And that would be foul
Fired up the weed, me and Saint Jean
We first had locked eyes yo
When we were thirteen
Kissed at 15, sexed at sixteen
That's why she's with me right
Now in the Beam, tiga!