Andrew Bird - Tables and Chairs lyrics

If we can call them friends then we
Can call them on their telephones
And they won't pretend that they're too
Busy or that they're not alone
And if we can call them
Friends then we can call
Holler at them down these hallowed halls
Just don't let the human factor
Fail to be a factor at all

Don't, don't you worry, about the atmosphere
Or any sudden pressure change cause, I know
That it's starting to get warm in here
And things are starting to get strange

And did you
Did you see how all of our friends were there
And they're drinking roses from the can?
And how, how I wish I, I had talked to them
And I wish they fit into the plan

And we were tired of being mild
We were so tired of being mild
And we were tired

I know we're going to meet some day
In the crumbled financial institutions
Of this land there will be tables and chairs
There'll be pony rides and dancing bears
There'll even be a band cause listen
After the fall there will
Be no more countries no currencies at all
We're gonna live on our wit's
We're gonna throw away survival kit's
Trade butterfly-knives for Adderall
And that's not all!

Ooh ooh, there will be snacks there will
There will be snacks, there will be snacks

And we were tired of being mild
We were so tired of being mild
And we were (we were so) tired so don't you
Don't you worry about the atmosphere