Andrew Lloyd Webber - Crazy lyrics

Pharaoh, he was a powerful man
With the ancient world in the
Palm of his hand
To all intents and purposes
He was Egypt with a capital E
Whatever he did he was showered with praise
If he cracked a joke then
You chortled for days
No one had rights or a vote but the king
In fact you might say he
Was fairly right wing
When Pharaoh's around
Then you get down on the ground
If you ever find yourself near Ramses
Get down on your knees
A Pharaoh story, a Pharaoh story
Down at the other end of the scale
Joseph is still doing time in jail
For even though he is in with the guards
A lifetime in prison seems quite on the cards
But if my analysis of the position is right
At the end of the tunnel
There's a glimmer of light
For all of a sudden indescribable things
Have shattered the sleep of
Both peasants and kings strange as it seems
There's been a run of crazy dreams
And a man who can interpret could go far
Could become a star
Could be famous, could be a big success
Could be a star