Andrew Lloyd Webber - Dangerous Jade lyrics

The man is a fool breaking every taboo
Installing the girl in the Army HQ
And she's an actress! The last straw
Her only good parts are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling
Not reach for the skies
Or she could be his last whore
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim bitch!
Dangerous jade!

We have allowed ourselvеs to slip
We have completеly lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know

It's no crime for officers to
Do as they please
As long as they're discreet and
Keep clear of disease
We ignore, we disregard
But once they allow a bit on the side
To move to the centre
Where she's not qualified
We should all be on our guard
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid slut!
Dangerous jade!

This has really been your year, Miss Duarte
Tell us where you go from here, Miss Duarte
Which are the roles that you yearn to play?
Whom did you dine with yesterday?

Acting is limiting, the lines not mine
That's no help to the Argentine

Can we assume then that you'll quit?
Is this because of your
Involvement with Colonel Perón?

Goodnight and thank you

She won't be kept happy with
Her nights on the tiles
She says it's his body
But she's after his files
So get back onto the street!
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim

To see an underdog succeed
Is the encouragement I need
Opportunity is back!
If she can make it by her efforts in the sack
Then a man who offers more
Me! Will have the world beat
A pathway to his door

She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim

Things have reached a pretty pass
When someone pretty lower class
Graceless and vulgar, uninspired
Can be accepted and admired