Andrew Lloyd Webber - If I Only Had a Brain / We’re Off to See the Wizard lyrics

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'le in trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit, and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit, and think some more

Gosh, it would be awful pleasing
To reason out the reason
The things I can't explain
Then perhaps, I'd deserve ya
And be even worthy of ya
If I only had a brain

We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz
We hear he is a wizard of whiz
If ever a wiz there was
If ever oh ever a wiz there was
The wizard of Oz is one because

Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz!