Andrew Lloyd Webber - Man’s Man lyrics
[Andrew Lloyd Webber - Man’s Man lyrics]
Sainted brother long enough
Now it seems it's your turn
Show you've got the stuff
Stalwart, brave and unafraid
Show us what you're made of
Let the memory of Prince Charming fade
Although that's tough
Even so, my God, that boy was buff, oh
Mark my word there's no one before or since
Who is the equal of our sweet prince
True, what a man's man, man
Rest assured, my boy was in peak condition
He could best any competition
Not a flash in the pan
He was the real Prince Charming
'twas impossible to dislike him
Even armed to the teeth, disarming
What a man's man, man
No one was more inspiring
He's the one every boy looked up to
Who the women were all desiring
Not an also ran
My first born
On Earth there was no one braver
He was everyone's favorite flavor
Yes, a man's man, ma'am
How I mourn that he isn't here to cheer me
Left his brother behind, oh, dear me
He's a poor lost lamb
Someone to share a beer with
And to hear all your woes and troubles
Or to swing from a chandelier with
What a man's man, man
He was hot, hot enough to blister
Could have had any girl he wanted
Though I'd still trust him with my sister
What a man's man, man so darn smart
A champion in the saddle
Not one knave half as brave in battle
What a man's man, man off the chart
So handsome but not a vain male
He looked fabulous in his chainmail
What a Dapper Dan
No one will ever be his equal
Lord knows, his brother's not the sequel
He was not nondescript
He was so darn ripped
Let's say the boy was well-equipped
Girls went bananas when they'd see 'em
Buns that belong in a museum
And we must make it clear
He was without peer
Yes, he is everything but here
What a shot, a pro with a bow and arrow
The nobility of a pharaoh
And a cardinal's grace
My soft spot
This guy really had the sizzle
Every sculptor would grab his chisel
When they saw that face
Let's cut to the chase
He was a swashbuckling, mead-swilling
Virile, strapping, lady-killing
Dragon-slaying, cow-tipping
Lion hearted, bodice-ripping
Knuckle-dragging, princess-shagging
Man's, man's, very tan man