Angry Johnny And The Killbillies - High Noon In Killville lyrics

Bruce and Ed and I walked
Into Old Pappy's Foodmart
Bruce and Ed were brothers and
They were not very smart
But I needed some men fast to help
Me with this one big score
Then I'd never have to
Rob another grocery store
Fill the bag with money I said to the cashier
Fill the bag with money honey and
We'll get out of here
But somebody tripped the alarm and
Then all Hell broke loose
The bag boy he pulled out a gun
And blew a hole through Bruce
Ed caught the bag boy in the chest
With both barrels from his twelve
The bag boy flew back twenty
Feet into the produce shelf
That was for my brother Ed
Shouted through his tears
Now we faced the electric chair
Instead of 15 years
I grabbed that bag of money and
I headed for the door i didn't wanna die in
Some stinking grocery store
But the parking lot was already
Crawlin' thick with cops
That what you get when you rob a store
'round the corner from the donut shop
Sheriff Big Dick Turner he was
Runnin' the whole show
He said throw your guns down come on
Out boys let them people go
You boys don't stand a chance
Your little heist has failed
But I knew Big Dick Turner and
We'd never reach his jail
Ed looked up through the window just
To see what was going on
A bullet pierced his forehead and the
Back of Ed's head was gone
The cashiers they were screaming
Ed's brains were everywhere
It seemed Big Dick was right there
Was no gettin' out of there

A car pulled up some folks got out
It was my mom and dad
My daddy yelled out kid you're the
Worst son I ever had
You're really in it this time
You're really in it deep
I hope they blow your head off
You good for nothing creep
Sheriff Big Dick Turner yelled get
'em out of here
And I sent the cashier to the stock
Room to bring me back some beer
The family plan had failed plan
B was coming soon i was starring in my very
Own Dog Day Afternoon

Then they brought a woman out
My true love Madeline
She left me seven months before and
I hadn't seen her since
She left me for the bouncer
At the bowling alley bar
She left him two weeks later for
Some guy who sold used cars
She said Franky please come out of
There you're in an awful jam
Franky please come out of there
And we can start again
While you're away in prison
I will wait faithfully
Franky I do love you please
Come on out for me
Well I knew that she was lying
'cause she never told the truth
I knew that I would get the
Chair they'd never let me loose
But for my true love Madeline I threw
My gun out on the ground
I hollered Big Dick Turner I'm coming
Out please don't cut me down
Well they didn't give me death
They gave me 60 years
So I think it's safe to say
That I'll be dying in here
And Madeline and Big Dick Turner they're
The hottest thing in town
I was a love sick fool when I had the chance
I should've shot them down