Crypt, AnthonyxJohn - First Date lyrics

So met up with the shorty on a Thursday yeah
Bad start, dinner, I made her pay yeah
I mean good start for me, with the chatter
I'mma leave her brain all scrabbled 'cause
She fucking with the wordplay yeah
I confused myself 'cause I thought
She meant the coochie
When the bitch done invited me
To her place yeah
But she just meant the crib
You know something's got to give
Already thinking 'bout a ring
Give her my surname yeah

Even though I never knew you
You a new you with me
Yeah something get to you
I'm a throw you on my to do
Never too soon with me
Yeah she was with the mood too
She got the bottoms looking tight
Like a church day
I can see bottoms looking off like a mermaid
I'm just tryna' fuck you in the worst way
Sex on New Years
She say we fuckin' on the first date yeah

About a month back
Met by accident so I called it a love tap
She know it's true out the
Blue like a fun fact now she down for me to
Beat it like a comeback
She don't really like the gun raps
But she know I got a K in the car, one stack
Once that shorty wants that
More than once that slut snaps
Hit's me up back, you know I punch back
Told her we should link
Started sending her the URL to my song
Shit she thought I meant drinks
But I cave in like compactors
After she sent me wink
Emoji, made the hair on my back
Stand up like a mink i said okay baby girl
Meet you there and shit
Come pick me up, fuck I look a therapist?
But the D might clear your life up, Claritin
Gon' have to get the
Tubes tied like experiments
She said "You liking what I'm
Wearing?" it's apparent it's
Like rappers who attacking because I
Wasn't aware of this
I ain't hearing it could
Be brave like Meredith
And wear a garbage bag as long
As later you ain't wearing shit
"Okay kill me like you OJ"
"I just hope to God that
You ain't really controlling"
I said "Baby I'm controlling" like
"Do you have an Only
Fans?" She said "No way!"
I said "Make one, go make some money!"
But I swear I'm a gentlemen
I'm walking to her door with her
'bout to say goodnight on the porch
So I lean in for a kiss
And she got the Ring doorbell
So you know her man's probably home
And he caught it on vid
She know I spit the bars
So like Marco Polo backtracking
She make one last request
She want me to freestyle off the dome to her
She just started dome freestyling
On the dick like

Even though I never knew you
You a new you with me
Yeah something get to you
I'm a throw you on my to do
Never too soon with me
Yeah she was with the mood too
She got the bottoms looking tight
Like a church day
I can see bottoms looking off like a mermaid
I'm just tryna' fuck you in the worst way
Sex on New Years
She say we fuckin' on the first date yeah

Man I'm nervous my stomach's turning
This girl is hotter than a burning furnance
And she heard my verses
Like a Sunday worship
And confirmed I deserve to
Burst in her cervix but I'm uncertain
Is she worth it?
Does she really want me or is she workin?
Then came cash app and she
Asked for stacks of cash
And told her kick the curb bitch

Y'all act like you think I'm rich
And I'll give you racks
So I can see your tit's
I don't knock your hustle
But I'm quite disgruntled
That I'm viewed as a get rich quick and ugh
You can get mad all you want to
I didn't ask for those naked pics
The shit is sad what my life has come to?
Call me a dog but you the bitch

I'm mad as shit
That you would act like this
If I had to pay for ass i'd be abstinent
It's kinda sad that Crypt is
Your avenue to rich
Cause you lack the cash and
Ya past due on rent

Besides that I got a line
Of fine women tonight
That desire a bit of my time
And to be my bride
So I gotta decide who to be by my side
And I can pick and choose like a donacide

So go head girl go get that work
But you won't get none from
Me and that's certain
Ask me again and I'm have me a fit
Get your head wrapped around it
Like it was a turban

Your service is not required
Because the spots been filled
Don't have a spot for hire
You better cop a deal at a shop for drivers
'Cause your only good at taking off attire
It's Crypt

Even though I never knew you
You a new you with me
Yeah something get to you
I'm a throw you on my to do
Never too soon with me
Yeah she was with the mood too
She got the bottoms looking tight
Like a church day
I can see bottoms looking off like a mermaid
I'm just tryna' fuck you in the worst way
Sex on New Years
She say we fuckin' on the first date yeah